to whom it may concern,
im cold
yours sincerely,
my nipple
im just gonna go ahead and leave my nipple right here,.. on your dashboard,.. looking at you
…judging you
what i wore today
two great things about today
1. i got a new vegan protein powder, i was a bit worried as everyone said it tasted awful but i actualy really like it,.. so thats pretty good
2. i totally bought a pea coat with faux fur collar, …also pretty good
3. i learnt to count
so today i shaved my beard and cut my hair off
the beard will be making a comeback, i just needed to make sure.
its like the expression, ‘if you love something let it go…blah blah,.. return to you’
plus being accused of attempting to win ‘most unkept person of the year’ wasnt really what i was going for seeing as im clearly a super stylish mother fluffer.
…also, might get my septum did
this is why i dont smile in photos, that plus the fact im a cold hearted nihilist and hate everything.
although i totally bought 7 scarves on ebay and they arrived today, SEVEN! fuck you winter!
just to clarify… i have no idea who the people on this mug are
more of my face,… i am sorry, but its beard season and im working on plans for a new pillow / blanket fort that i can eat and watch cartoons in.
winter bear beard progression - day 2
(not really day 2,.. that would have been pretty cool though right!?!)
i still need an adventure buddy, someone to go adventuring with, must enjoy rock rock climbing, mountaineering, dragon slaying, treehouse building, general nature based survival and vegan food
because i also need someone to cook for as im getting fed up of just making my own steamed vegetables and cous cous every day
